Have you been on the Colbert Report? No? Then you're not as cool as Dorli Rainey.
Dorli Rainey Has Officially Made It...Onto The Colbert Report
Thursday Morning Headlines
Oh, today? The headlines? We're mostly just still obsessed with Dorli Rainey.
Your Boyfriend Jon Stewart Will Not be in Seattle this Weekend
Fear not (or a lot!) those who can’t afford a trip out to Washington, DC for the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally on the National Mall this Saturday. Seattle joins a whopping 932 cities with organizers planning meetups and/or rallies of their own.
Stephen Colbert vs. the "Gaystapo"
Our favorite fake news blowhard took aim at Referendum 71 this week. In a cutting segment, Stephen Colbert turned the issue on its head:
Stephen Colbert Takes on the Unpatriotic Gas Works NIMBY
Video from last night's episode of the Colbert Report, regarding our precious Benjamin Schroeter.
The Decemberists on Colbert Last Night
Their bloodfeud over use of greenscreen long forgotten, our precious Stephen Colbert allowed the Decemberists back on the Report last night, and he even let them have two segments, one with a mini-interview and one with a song performance (a la TV on the Radio). Above is the interview, in which Stephen tells them they should name an album You're Beautiful, Honey, makes a crack about biking in Portland, and mocks Colin Meloy's ample 19th-century sideburns.
Seattlest Caucusest
We here at Seattlest really wanted to go out and caucus on Saturday, however, HBO is showing Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. So we made some calls, and the DNC gave us permission to hold a special caucus today. They even threw in a couple delegates that Utah wasn’t going to use:
North to North: a North-off
At work the other day, Seattlest was talking to a coworker and friend who originally hails from Minnesota. Naturally, we talked of the bridge collapse. As one would expect these sorts of conversations to go, the conversation logically ended with us looking up the coordinates for the northernmost point in Maine.
The Word Is Madcap: Harold Lloyd @ The Paramount
FACT: On August 24, 1919, film star Harold Lloyd -- while posing for publicity shots in which he was lighting a cigarette from a lit bomb -- blew the thumb and forefinger off his right hand. "Somehow," accounts explain, "a real bomb had gotten mixed in with the props." In 1923, as if to underscore learning nothing from the experience, he released one of the most famous films of all time, Safety Last! (Which you won't see at this month's retrospective of the films of Harold Lloyd because they just showed it a while ago.)
Elsewhere In The Ist-a-verse
Valentine's Day is only a few days away, and we here across the Gothamist network wanted to express would like to tell you, in the spirit of the holiday, just how much we love you, our readers. Don't let it get to your heads, though. There are plenty of things we love, you included. Just be glad you're not amongst the things we hate.
Decemberists vs. Stephen Colbert
A reminder to all Seattle music lovers: Wednesday, Dec. 20, be sure to tune in to at 11:30 on Comedy Central, for the epic guitar battle between Stephen Colbert and Decemberists axe-man Chris Funk.
Steven Seagal a Sellout. Literally.
TicketBastard just emailed Seattlest HQ to tell us "Don't Miss Kenny Loggins!" And thank goodness, because Seattlest most certainly doesn't. Miss Kenny Loggins, that is.

